For TH (Technically Handicapped) People Only – Otherwise Do Not Read This

  1. This is how to read the blog. The night before plug in your computer, laptop, pad, phone, or whatever. That long cord thingy goes into a wall socket. Be careful. Do not stand in water when doing this. Let charge.
  2. Before beginning say this prayer: “Lord, your wonders are a mystery to me. Please give me strength to appreciate the miracle of modern technology you have allowed to be created. Guide my fingers as they flow over the surface of the keys. May the secrets that are revealed be worthy of you. Amen.”
  3. Begin by finding a search engine. Note this is not a locomotive such as the Lionel train set you played with as a child. Google, Safari, Bing, Yahoo. (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid).
  4. Type in one of these search engines. (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  5. Now, type in Oxford Observations.Com (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  6. Open Oxford Observations.Com. (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  7. Select an article to read. (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  8. Read article (I know you can do this)
  9. Laugh your a— off (This is a required step)
  10. Share article with everyone you know (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  11. Write Wes to complement him profusely (This also a required step)
  12. Turn off computer. (If stumped, call 3rd grade kid)
  13. Say following prayer: “Lord, thank you for guiding me through the maze of modern technology. I pray you will Shepard us in decent ways to employ this mystery. Also, Lord, please make available to me a 3rd grade kid in case I get stumped. Amen”

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